Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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