My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
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birth control should be required to get into college
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
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My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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