New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
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Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
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You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
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