There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
the liver wants what the liver wants
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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