I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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