What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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