Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
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