next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
Randomize
