It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
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I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
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Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
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