Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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