I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
I want you more than these girls want KFC
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
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