big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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