i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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