A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
How external is "for external use only"?
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
Randomize
