fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
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she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
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almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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