pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
I think a kid would responsible me up
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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