dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
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i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
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he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
When did angry sex become our thing?
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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