in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
How drunk are you?
Completed.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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