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Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
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