Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
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You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
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Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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