In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
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Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
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I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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