its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
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No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
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We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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