Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
When the bouncer doesn't let you in... Don't ask him where he works so you could file a complaint with the better business bureau... It only proves him right.
It's 5 PM...and you're 35. Congrats on being an amazing human being.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
Randomize
