Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
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I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
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Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
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