Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
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