super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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