I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
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