Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
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