I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
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it was like having sex with a tree stump
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
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I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
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