im at the bar and i misjudged a fart...go home or ride the night out?Never mind, the bouncer made the decision for me...be home soon
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
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I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
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New guy at the liquor store was inexplicably fascinated by our huge jug of williams. First he said what are you gonna mix THAT with? and looked confused when I said air.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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