Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
you will always have a special place in my vag
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I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
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I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
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