you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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