In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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