dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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