Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
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