he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
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Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
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Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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