Is it normal to miss your booty call?
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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