i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
Randomize
