I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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