just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
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