How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
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he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
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Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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