Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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