just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
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We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
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So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
NoShamevember. You game?
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
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