people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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