I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
it seems as if every mistake i've ever made in life i've had an errection in one hand and a bud light in the other
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
Randomize
