We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
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Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
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The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
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