Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
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Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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