if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
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I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
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Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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