I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
I am one with the molecules
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
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