just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
So I had this brilliant idea that I would sleep in all sorts of sweatpants and sweatshirts... Apparently I thought I could "sweat" off the drunk in my sleep and that it would make me feel better when I woke up
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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