wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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