Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
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She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
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It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
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