i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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