do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
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Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
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I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
And then my night got REAL pukey
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
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