I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
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I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
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It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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